Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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