Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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