You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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