fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
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