Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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