Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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