I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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