Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
