I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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