even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
