I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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