Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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