i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Randomize
