You work out of a Hotel?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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