I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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