Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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