Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
he fucked my hip out of place.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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