Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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