Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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