You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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