they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
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I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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