Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
A bitchslap is in order.
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