i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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