I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
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