i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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