It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Randomize
