they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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