I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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