Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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