She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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