...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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