Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I need help removing her.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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