is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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