Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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