youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
