Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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