just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Pants are for mortals
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
