I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
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Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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