Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
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Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
i think im in europe. pls send help
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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