i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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