ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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