Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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