I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
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Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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