god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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