I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
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I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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