Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
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we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
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