haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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