I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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