i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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