Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
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