i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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