are you so shy because you have an std?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
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Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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