dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
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PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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