Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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