This girl is more easily done than said...
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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