She said her name was "party"
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
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Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
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You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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